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A site without an analytics package is like a …… (answer please)

Nikki Rae

Thanks to everyone who got involved in Friday's #noanalytics hashtag.  There were loads of hilarious answers for the simile 'a site without an analytics package is like a.....'.  As I saw more answers pop up, I decided to offer a packet of Smarties for the winner, so here goes..

Some of my favourites include

"...is like a deer with no eyes, you've got no idea! #noanalytics?" @BuckleyHeather

"A site without an analytics package is like throwing a party and not showing up yourself..." @HE1D10

"A site without an analytics package is like posting a question on Twitter and no-one answering..." @MattyCurry

"...is like cooking a nice meal, and not tasting it" @SamuelWise

"A site without an analytics package, is like a...100% qualified sales lead for any analytics agency/consultant..." @priteshpatel9

"...is like getting on a rollercoaster only to find the tracks stop half way through..," @PeterGould83

"... a calculator with no numbers..."@annaats

"... like trying to make a baby with no sperm..." @batstar

"...is a toilet with without a flush ;o)..."@dan_hud

" is like a... wedding without a groom..." @PaulRouke

" ... an election without counting the votes" @BenTuloup

"...is like taking an exam and never knowing whether you passed or not..." @Grobez

".....racing driver without a front window..." @AndreScholten

"... is like a drunk with no memory - all over the place not knowing what's going on!.." @SurfPunkIan

smarties

Thanks to everyone. The winner of the packet of Smarties is...

" ... an election without counting the votes" @BenTuloup

as is bang on and currently topical too!

Well Done, Ben

From Nikki Rae - @analyticsgirl



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