A site without an analytics package is like a …… (answer please)

Thanks to everyone who got involved in Friday’s #noanalytics hashtag.  There were loads of hilarious answers for the simile ‘a site without an analytics package is like a…..’.  As I saw more answers pop up, I decided to offer a packet of Smarties for the winner, so here goes..

Some of my favourites include

“…is like a deer with no eyes, you’ve got no idea! #noanalytics?” @BuckleyHeather

“A site without an analytics package is like throwing a party and not showing up yourself…” @HE1D10

“A site without an analytics package is like posting a question on Twitter and no-one answering…” @MattyCurry

“…is like cooking a nice meal, and not tasting it” @SamuelWise

“A site without an analytics package, is like a…100% qualified sales lead for any analytics agency/consultant…” @priteshpatel9

“…is like getting on a rollercoaster only to find the tracks stop half way through..,” @PeterGould83

“… a calculator with no numbers…”@annaats

“… like trying to make a baby with no sperm…” @batstar

“…is a toilet with without a flush ;o)…”@dan_hud

“ is like a… wedding without a groom…” @PaulRouke

“ … an election without counting the votes” @BenTuloup

“…is like taking an exam and never knowing whether you passed or not…” @Grobez

“…..racing driver without a front window…” @AndreScholten

“… is like a drunk with no memory – all over the place not knowing what’s going on!..” @SurfPunkIan

Thanks to everyone. The winner of the packet of Smarties is…

“ … an election without counting the votes” @BenTuloup

as is bang on and currently topical too!

Well Done, Ben

From Nikki Rae – @analyticsgirl