Twitter Gaga? How to get 10 million followers
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Gez
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Reach 10 million Twitter followers in just 4 simple steps
For all you SEO’s looking to propel yourself or your clients into the social media stratosphere, here is the ultimate strategy. Finally, proof that a career focus on “music, art, sex and celebrity” is a certain path to social media success.
But how do we do it? First – shed your puritanical religious upbringing and let it all hang out;
“I was onstage in a thong; with a fringe hanging over my ass thinking that had covered it, lighting hairsprays on fire, go-go dancing to Black Sabbath and singing songs about oral sex. The kids would scream and cheer and then we’d all go grab a beer. It represented freedom to me. I went to a Catholic school but it was on the New York underground that I found myself.” Lady Gaga
NEXT: Ensure you are covered in chemicals, alcohol and bodily fluids, then start explaining your bisexuality to every man you meet;
“The fact that I’m into women, they’re all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you’.” Lady Gaga
Keep reading guys – social media supremacy is almost within your grasp. Zuckerberg, are you listening at the back? The next bit is important!
“I left my entire family, got the cheapest apartment I could, and ate shit until somebody would listen.”
Well, that was self explanatory. Now, finally… here’s the ultimate Twitter-boosting Gaga secret you’ve all been waiting for…
“I want the imagery to be so strong that fans will want to eat and taste and lick every part of us.” Lady Gaga
That’s right folks, sex and food wins followers. Congratulations, now you are well on your way to your first 10 million Twitter followers. It’s easy when you know how!
If I went naked I’d be the first person to get -10,000,000 followers!
Why don’t I have more followers already! :P
Go Lee, show the Lady how it should be done!
I’ll write a follow-up post when you get there :)
This is hilarious reading, and to some degree full of some radical and out of the box ideas!